The Master Cleanser!
I've recently decided on a bold undertaking. I am going to fast for 10 days and drink only a mix of fresh lemon juice, grade b maple syrup, water, and cayenne pepper. In addition to this drink that I can have up to 12 times a day, I will, upon waking, drink 32oz of Celtic Sea Salt water and wait for the inevitable results while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Lastly, I will be able to drink one cup of "Smooth-Move" laxative tea before drifing off to sleep.
Why, you may ask, am I putting myself through this? Well, I was sick for almost the entire month of May and managed to put antibiotics, over-the-counter cough supressing drugs, and a ton of bad food into my system, so much so that by month's end, I felt as if I were perpetually sleepy, colonically bogged down, irritable, and many, many other symptoms which may be too gruesome to divulge here on this blog.
After seeing several of my friends at work do this "Master Cleanse" they told me that they felt completely rejuvinated, energetic, happy, and healthy. They also looked stunning; they actually glowed! I decided that it was time for me to join the ranks of millions of other people who have seen their state of health come back to balance.
Today is my first day. Last night I took my first cup of tea to get things moving for the morning. I was not, however, looking forward to my salt water flush that would require chugging 32oz of salt water. The results are meant to be phenomenal and it is necessary as a part of the cleanse to do it. I'll tell you this: once done, I ran, sprinted rather, to the loo and let loose the beginnings of the toxins that have clouded my system for possibly my entire life. Then throughout the day I will drink as much of the "lemonade" as I need and then start the cycle all over again tomorrow.
This blog will be my journal for the next 10 days to keep you all posted with the process. I will warn you now, there may be some graphic details about what I am about to go through, so please take caution when reading after eating a meal.
Okay, I'm off to start a new chapter of health in my life! Wish me luck!
~Happy
Why, you may ask, am I putting myself through this? Well, I was sick for almost the entire month of May and managed to put antibiotics, over-the-counter cough supressing drugs, and a ton of bad food into my system, so much so that by month's end, I felt as if I were perpetually sleepy, colonically bogged down, irritable, and many, many other symptoms which may be too gruesome to divulge here on this blog.
After seeing several of my friends at work do this "Master Cleanse" they told me that they felt completely rejuvinated, energetic, happy, and healthy. They also looked stunning; they actually glowed! I decided that it was time for me to join the ranks of millions of other people who have seen their state of health come back to balance.
Today is my first day. Last night I took my first cup of tea to get things moving for the morning. I was not, however, looking forward to my salt water flush that would require chugging 32oz of salt water. The results are meant to be phenomenal and it is necessary as a part of the cleanse to do it. I'll tell you this: once done, I ran, sprinted rather, to the loo and let loose the beginnings of the toxins that have clouded my system for possibly my entire life. Then throughout the day I will drink as much of the "lemonade" as I need and then start the cycle all over again tomorrow.
This blog will be my journal for the next 10 days to keep you all posted with the process. I will warn you now, there may be some graphic details about what I am about to go through, so please take caution when reading after eating a meal.
Okay, I'm off to start a new chapter of health in my life! Wish me luck!
~Happy
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