My List: Hate and Love
I thought I'd get a list going and maybe even inspire others to start a list as well. I'm doing it because I think it will help me get a bunch of stuff off my chest, which has slowly been suffocating me over the past couple of days. Sorry to start with the negative, but oh well.…guess it shows my current mood. (In no particular order)
I Hate:
Long fingernails
People who lick their fingers after eating
Sound of chewing with mouth open
Sound of chewing ultra-crunchy food with mouth closed
Men who don't let ladies go first
Men who don't hold doors
Men who ogle
Men who make hissing, smooching, kissing, whistling noises to get your attention on the street
People who try to hard to be funny when they're not funny at all in any way
Nasty ass perfume that gets into my nose, throat, lungs and eventually out through my pores as if I'm wearing it
Loud talkers
Quiet talkers
Over-enunciators
Under-enunciators
People who see that you have food in your teeth and don't tell you (bastards)
2 faced gossipers
Nasty ass perfume (bears a repeat in mention it's so bad)
Halitosis (especially from garlic)
Rotten egg farts a.k.a. SBDs (especially from someone other than myself)
Complainers (myself especially)
Whiners (again, myself included)
Teret-like tics that almost everyone has...tapping fingers, tapping toes, clearing throats, sniffing, smacking lips, etc.
Crowded subways
People who touch me without my consent (see "crowded subways")
Assholes who don't give up their seat to elderly or pregnant women! (super selfish prick bastards)
People who say one thing and mean another
Summer analysts and new analysts (ignorant fucks)
Time that goes too fast when enjoying myself (everytime I actually have fun)
People who think they can sing but really, really can't (and I don't mean in a karaoke sort of way because that's a given)
Stinky summer nasty New York streets and sewers
Laundry
Dishes
Annoying neighbors who're super loud all the time and have no clue that they're totally oblivious about it
Being irritable--seems there's no way to get rid of it except to just get drunk
PMS
Digital phones including cell phones-ALWAYS SOUNDS TERRIBLE
People who are just socially inept and that will never get a clue
Ignorance
Work
Yeast infections
That all food that's bad for you tastes good and that all food that tastes good is bad for you
Hair that falls out, esp mine
Mold and mildew
Hot and humid weather
That icky feeling on your tongue when you've eaten too much sugar/carbs
Country music
Death metal
Papercuts (it just gave me goosbumps even saying the word)
Bush
Terrorists
Tap water
Traffic
Bankers
NBC executives
Lawyers
Mostly all people who are in the service industry (drug stores, fast-food restaurants, department and grocery stores etc) because they're bitter and mean and they never say "You're welcome" when you thank them. Bastards.
Squeaky floors
High heels
Pollution (esp diesel fuel exhaust-i.e., buses in NYC)
People who can't make up their minds (I fall into this category too)
Money
Bills
Credit cards
Email restrictions at work
People who say they'll call and they don't (again, I'm in this too)
Over-actors
Drama
Miscommunication
Right-wing, ultra-religious zealots
Republicans
FoxNews, CNN, and all the others like them
Over-industrialized, urban areas
Grafitti
Trash
Litterbugs (this is YOUR city too, asshole!!)
Laziness
Negativity
Control freaks (I'm amongst the last 2 as well as this one)
People who dress like whores at work (i don't care how fit you are, i DON'T want to see your midriff!!)
Work
Bad tastes in the mouth, yuck.
Distilled water
Pussy-footing around
Liars
Cellulite
Offices
Billboards and advertisements that are EVERYWHERE!
Imagined entitlement (usually by those who are so closed off to the world)
Oppressors
Sitting all goddamn day long
Scammers and con artists
Overpopulation
New ultra-fearful security measures that are taking away our freedoms
Fucked up society
Selfishness (here I am again)
Cleaning the toilet
Getting dirt stuck in my lipgloss on my lips when a bus hauls ass and blows it off the street...ugh.
Hunger
Boredom
When time goes too slow when I'm in a place I'd rather not be (esp. work)
Making major life decisions
Thinking about death and dying
Anxiety
Worrying
Stress
Over-apoligizing (definitely me. Sorry...stop it!!)
Smelly refrigerators
Greasy hair (esp. on other people where you can really tell...gross)
Dobermans and poodles (what can I say?)
Pharmaceutically aimed doctors
Fat
Feeling tired, exhaustion
Slouching
Low self-esteem
Being a packrat
ALL CATS (there's NO changing that, ever)
Public bathrooms
Nosey fucking people who can’t mind their own goddamn business
People who sound surprised when someone answers the phone i.e., “OH, hello.”
Did I mention stinky perfume????
Dry skin
Goopy morning eyes
Fakers
Nearsightedness
Pooches (you know, that fat part just below the belly button, uck)
Fucking up and throwing colors in with the whites…dammit!
People who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom
Having a little mouse in my house that I so desperately want out, but don't have the balls to kill it. (I actually cried just thinking about it)
I Love:
Coffee...anything coffee flavored, esp. ice cream, Frango’s, cookies, cakes etc.
Cheese
Shopping for clothes
Fluffy shape-shifting clouds
Air conditioning (goes both ways, actually)
Bellingham
A really good salad
NPR
Jazz
Money
Credit cards
Amy's Organic Pizza (and all of her stuff really)
Wine (I'm on a Chardonnay kick right now, but also love Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, also love Sangiovese, Chianti etc)
Brie
Baguettes
Empanadas
Anarchistic music
French films
Italian films
Okay, all foreign films (because they're REAL)
Eddie Izzard
the Internet
Music
Seattle
Dancing
Dick's Drive-in and Burgermaster
Taco Time
Bandito's Burritos
Dairy Queen!
Food, food, and more food
Mobile music
Grunge era music esp pearl jam
Driving (esp. stick shifts)
Traveling
Writing
“Lost in Translation”
Keeping this journal and my blog
My family
My good friends
Love
Hope
The earth
Bill Murray
Aruba
Photography
Japanese culture (traditional and modern)
Tori Amos
Convenience
San Francisco
Flickr
Babies (not mine...haven't got any yet)
Warm weather and sun
Swimming
Sun bathing
Cooking
Thai food
Extended family
Water (only totally pure spring water--i'm such a snob i know)
Cuddling
Massages
Art (Davinci, Van Gogh, Degas, Monet, Girodet, Rodin, Mostly French and Italian, what can I say?)
Long walks on the beach (I just had to throw that in here)
Smell of rain on it's way in the summertime and the smell after it rains anytime
Flowers (irises, orchids, lilies)
Puppies and grownup dogs
Wilderness
Hiking
The San Juans
Ferry rides
Bike rides
Kisses
Sunsets
Fresh organic fruit and veggies
Sleeping in
Animal/Bird watching
Gardens
Lazy Sundays
Utne Reader
Spending money
Projects (art or otherwise)
Alone time
Friday night movies and dinner at home
Wandering around the city and making new discoveries
Reading books
Feeling connected spiritually
Getting away from it all
River rafting
Personal freedom
Naps
Laughing until it hurts
My brother
Modern Rock Classics (accuradio)
Video games (esp. Mario, Asterix & Obelix)
Getting a manicure
Getting a pedicure
Shopping for cds and dvds
Strawberry margaritas
Irish accents
Corsica
Lattes
People from Europe and Canada, and generally anywhere but the U.S.
Fresh squeezed orange juice
Breakfast at Madison Park Café (in 1997 I did at least)
Long, flowy skirts and dresses
Flip-flop thong sandals
Acupuncture
West (just West, okay, no other reason)
Disneyland (in 1997 I did at least)
“Amelie”
Ice cream sandwiches
Carmelized walnuts
Drumstick ice cream with the chocolate inside the cone(Nestle)
Being buzzed, not drunk
Not worrying about a thing
Mt. Rainier
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tater tots
Mother Jones
Chocolate (esp. Dove, Lindt, Ritter Sport, Dagoba)
Whole Foods
Casa Vallarta (I’ll miss you!)
Nirvana
Senior Kegs (too bad I won’t have one again, well, maybe when I’m a real senior!)
Red Robin
The Boys and Girls Club
Jaime C.
“The Aruba”—Bacardi Coconut rum and pineapple juice
Caribbean
Watermelon
Blogging
Live music (mostly jazz and Dave Matthews)
Dave Matthews
Camping
Wine Tasting
Honesty
Yoga
Incense
SeaFair and the Blue Angels
Hanging out with friends at a bbq
Eating out (that’s where my laziness comes in)
My dad
Ballet
Tennis
Chicago
Tickling
Nephews
Getting caught in the rain
My juicer
Clean teeth
The immune system (esp when it’s really working well)
Eating for the first time after a fast
Frisbee
Feeling exhausted after a long, very active day with lots of exercise
Fall colors of the leaves
Feeling relaxed
Not being at work
Feeling thin and beautiful (rarely though it happens)
Summer afternoons
Ice cream
Iced tea
Pietro’s Pizza (you are missed as well)
Getting paid for hard work
Recognition for that hard work
Quiet time
Peace
Meditation
Speaking French
My mom
Pike Place Market
Tulips
Spud Fish and Chips
Salmon
Fresh Air
Miles Davis
Roller Skating
Slip n’ Slides
Treehouses
Summer Camp
Overnighters
Wild Waves
Enchanted Village
Trampolines
Bagel and Cream cheese
It when everything works out just fine
Celebrating
Weddings
High school reunions
Cucumber
“Singles”
Long drives
Olympic National Forest
Ocean
Latin accents
Friday nights
Harry Potter
The beach
Gelato
KPLU radio
Being bad when I wanna be
When the universe is being agreeable and all goes well
I may make edits or add more later, so deal with it.
I Hate:
Long fingernails
People who lick their fingers after eating
Sound of chewing with mouth open
Sound of chewing ultra-crunchy food with mouth closed
Men who don't let ladies go first
Men who don't hold doors
Men who ogle
Men who make hissing, smooching, kissing, whistling noises to get your attention on the street
People who try to hard to be funny when they're not funny at all in any way
Nasty ass perfume that gets into my nose, throat, lungs and eventually out through my pores as if I'm wearing it
Loud talkers
Quiet talkers
Over-enunciators
Under-enunciators
People who see that you have food in your teeth and don't tell you (bastards)
2 faced gossipers
Nasty ass perfume (bears a repeat in mention it's so bad)
Halitosis (especially from garlic)
Rotten egg farts a.k.a. SBDs (especially from someone other than myself)
Complainers (myself especially)
Whiners (again, myself included)
Teret-like tics that almost everyone has...tapping fingers, tapping toes, clearing throats, sniffing, smacking lips, etc.
Crowded subways
People who touch me without my consent (see "crowded subways")
Assholes who don't give up their seat to elderly or pregnant women! (super selfish prick bastards)
People who say one thing and mean another
Summer analysts and new analysts (ignorant fucks)
Time that goes too fast when enjoying myself (everytime I actually have fun)
People who think they can sing but really, really can't (and I don't mean in a karaoke sort of way because that's a given)
Stinky summer nasty New York streets and sewers
Laundry
Dishes
Annoying neighbors who're super loud all the time and have no clue that they're totally oblivious about it
Being irritable--seems there's no way to get rid of it except to just get drunk
PMS
Digital phones including cell phones-ALWAYS SOUNDS TERRIBLE
People who are just socially inept and that will never get a clue
Ignorance
Work
Yeast infections
That all food that's bad for you tastes good and that all food that tastes good is bad for you
Hair that falls out, esp mine
Mold and mildew
Hot and humid weather
That icky feeling on your tongue when you've eaten too much sugar/carbs
Country music
Death metal
Papercuts (it just gave me goosbumps even saying the word)
Bush
Terrorists
Tap water
Traffic
Bankers
NBC executives
Lawyers
Mostly all people who are in the service industry (drug stores, fast-food restaurants, department and grocery stores etc) because they're bitter and mean and they never say "You're welcome" when you thank them. Bastards.
Squeaky floors
High heels
Pollution (esp diesel fuel exhaust-i.e., buses in NYC)
People who can't make up their minds (I fall into this category too)
Money
Bills
Credit cards
Email restrictions at work
People who say they'll call and they don't (again, I'm in this too)
Over-actors
Drama
Miscommunication
Right-wing, ultra-religious zealots
Republicans
FoxNews, CNN, and all the others like them
Over-industrialized, urban areas
Grafitti
Trash
Litterbugs (this is YOUR city too, asshole!!)
Laziness
Negativity
Control freaks (I'm amongst the last 2 as well as this one)
People who dress like whores at work (i don't care how fit you are, i DON'T want to see your midriff!!)
Work
Bad tastes in the mouth, yuck.
Distilled water
Pussy-footing around
Liars
Cellulite
Offices
Billboards and advertisements that are EVERYWHERE!
Imagined entitlement (usually by those who are so closed off to the world)
Oppressors
Sitting all goddamn day long
Scammers and con artists
Overpopulation
New ultra-fearful security measures that are taking away our freedoms
Fucked up society
Selfishness (here I am again)
Cleaning the toilet
Getting dirt stuck in my lipgloss on my lips when a bus hauls ass and blows it off the street...ugh.
Hunger
Boredom
When time goes too slow when I'm in a place I'd rather not be (esp. work)
Making major life decisions
Thinking about death and dying
Anxiety
Worrying
Stress
Over-apoligizing (definitely me. Sorry...stop it!!)
Smelly refrigerators
Greasy hair (esp. on other people where you can really tell...gross)
Dobermans and poodles (what can I say?)
Pharmaceutically aimed doctors
Fat
Feeling tired, exhaustion
Slouching
Low self-esteem
Being a packrat
ALL CATS (there's NO changing that, ever)
Public bathrooms
Nosey fucking people who can’t mind their own goddamn business
People who sound surprised when someone answers the phone i.e., “OH, hello.”
Did I mention stinky perfume????
Dry skin
Goopy morning eyes
Fakers
Nearsightedness
Pooches (you know, that fat part just below the belly button, uck)
Fucking up and throwing colors in with the whites…dammit!
People who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom
Having a little mouse in my house that I so desperately want out, but don't have the balls to kill it. (I actually cried just thinking about it)
I Love:
Coffee...anything coffee flavored, esp. ice cream, Frango’s, cookies, cakes etc.
Cheese
Shopping for clothes
Fluffy shape-shifting clouds
Air conditioning (goes both ways, actually)
Bellingham
A really good salad
NPR
Jazz
Money
Credit cards
Amy's Organic Pizza (and all of her stuff really)
Wine (I'm on a Chardonnay kick right now, but also love Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, also love Sangiovese, Chianti etc)
Brie
Baguettes
Empanadas
Anarchistic music
French films
Italian films
Okay, all foreign films (because they're REAL)
Eddie Izzard
the Internet
Music
Seattle
Dancing
Dick's Drive-in and Burgermaster
Taco Time
Bandito's Burritos
Dairy Queen!
Food, food, and more food
Mobile music
Grunge era music esp pearl jam
Driving (esp. stick shifts)
Traveling
Writing
“Lost in Translation”
Keeping this journal and my blog
My family
My good friends
Love
Hope
The earth
Bill Murray
Aruba
Photography
Japanese culture (traditional and modern)
Tori Amos
Convenience
San Francisco
Flickr
Babies (not mine...haven't got any yet)
Warm weather and sun
Swimming
Sun bathing
Cooking
Thai food
Extended family
Water (only totally pure spring water--i'm such a snob i know)
Cuddling
Massages
Art (Davinci, Van Gogh, Degas, Monet, Girodet, Rodin, Mostly French and Italian, what can I say?)
Long walks on the beach (I just had to throw that in here)
Smell of rain on it's way in the summertime and the smell after it rains anytime
Flowers (irises, orchids, lilies)
Puppies and grownup dogs
Wilderness
Hiking
The San Juans
Ferry rides
Bike rides
Kisses
Sunsets
Fresh organic fruit and veggies
Sleeping in
Animal/Bird watching
Gardens
Lazy Sundays
Utne Reader
Spending money
Projects (art or otherwise)
Alone time
Friday night movies and dinner at home
Wandering around the city and making new discoveries
Reading books
Feeling connected spiritually
Getting away from it all
River rafting
Personal freedom
Naps
Laughing until it hurts
My brother
Modern Rock Classics (accuradio)
Video games (esp. Mario, Asterix & Obelix)
Getting a manicure
Getting a pedicure
Shopping for cds and dvds
Strawberry margaritas
Irish accents
Corsica
Lattes
People from Europe and Canada, and generally anywhere but the U.S.
Fresh squeezed orange juice
Breakfast at Madison Park Café (in 1997 I did at least)
Long, flowy skirts and dresses
Flip-flop thong sandals
Acupuncture
West (just West, okay, no other reason)
Disneyland (in 1997 I did at least)
“Amelie”
Ice cream sandwiches
Carmelized walnuts
Drumstick ice cream with the chocolate inside the cone(Nestle)
Being buzzed, not drunk
Not worrying about a thing
Mt. Rainier
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tater tots
Mother Jones
Chocolate (esp. Dove, Lindt, Ritter Sport, Dagoba)
Whole Foods
Casa Vallarta (I’ll miss you!)
Nirvana
Senior Kegs (too bad I won’t have one again, well, maybe when I’m a real senior!)
Red Robin
The Boys and Girls Club
Jaime C.
“The Aruba”—Bacardi Coconut rum and pineapple juice
Caribbean
Watermelon
Blogging
Live music (mostly jazz and Dave Matthews)
Dave Matthews
Camping
Wine Tasting
Honesty
Yoga
Incense
SeaFair and the Blue Angels
Hanging out with friends at a bbq
Eating out (that’s where my laziness comes in)
My dad
Ballet
Tennis
Chicago
Tickling
Nephews
Getting caught in the rain
My juicer
Clean teeth
The immune system (esp when it’s really working well)
Eating for the first time after a fast
Frisbee
Feeling exhausted after a long, very active day with lots of exercise
Fall colors of the leaves
Feeling relaxed
Not being at work
Feeling thin and beautiful (rarely though it happens)
Summer afternoons
Ice cream
Iced tea
Pietro’s Pizza (you are missed as well)
Getting paid for hard work
Recognition for that hard work
Quiet time
Peace
Meditation
Speaking French
My mom
Pike Place Market
Tulips
Spud Fish and Chips
Salmon
Fresh Air
Miles Davis
Roller Skating
Slip n’ Slides
Treehouses
Summer Camp
Overnighters
Wild Waves
Enchanted Village
Trampolines
Bagel and Cream cheese
It when everything works out just fine
Celebrating
Weddings
High school reunions
Cucumber
“Singles”
Long drives
Olympic National Forest
Ocean
Latin accents
Friday nights
Harry Potter
The beach
Gelato
KPLU radio
Being bad when I wanna be
When the universe is being agreeable and all goes well
I may make edits or add more later, so deal with it.
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